Last summer, I started hearing a lot of chatter about some show called Orange Is the New Black, airing on Netflix. Here were my initial thoughts, in this order:
1. Is it about fashion? That sounds fun.
2. If it’s not about fashion, it’s probably a violent drama and I already hate it.
3. But if I like it, it’s on Netflix, which means that I can watch the episodes at any pace that I want, which is so appealing.
4. If so many people like it, it’s probably very good, therefore I will probably not like it. I am quite contrary, and I have questionable taste.
5. I’m hungry. I want a hoagie.
Then I probably went and ate a hoagie. Man, that sounds so good right now. What were we talking about?
