– It’s the Golden Globes! The awards ceremony when we not only honor film and television, but we watch celebrities drink endless free champagne! I love this sacred evening.
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2014 Academy Awards! (Or That One Time John Travolta Messed Up Idina Menzel’s Name).
3 Mar
– I thought that there was a large group of children behind Ellen when she was coming on stage, but it’s just a lot of fake Oscar statues. Sorry, random 3rd grade choir in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I guess this just wasn’t your year.
– Poor Liza Minnelli! She looks good! What is this, a celebrity roast, Ellen DeGeneres? Liza is a legend who should be respected.
– Wow, John Travolta has magically aged backwards by 44 years. It’s an Academy Awards miracle!
– I bet Meryl Streep always gets front row at the Oscars. Even when she’s not nominated, which I think happened once.
Tina and Amy! Oh, and the Golden Globes.
13 Jan
– Here come Amy and Tina! OMG OMG OMG! They both look like beautiful mermaids that just washed ashore from the funniest, cutest ocean.
– I love the Golden Globes because everybody is drinking champagne and looks all tipsy and relaxed. If I could go to any awards show, I would go to this one. How do I apply to be a seat filler? Because I’ll start gathering my letters of recommendation now.
