– It’s the Golden Globes! The awards ceremony when we not only honor film and television, but we watch celebrities drink endless free champagne! I love this sacred evening.
2014 Academy Awards! (Or That One Time John Travolta Messed Up Idina Menzel’s Name).
3 Mar– I thought that there was a large group of children behind Ellen when she was coming on stage, but it’s just a lot of fake Oscar statues. Sorry, random 3rd grade choir in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I guess this just wasn’t your year.
– Poor Liza Minnelli! She looks good! What is this, a celebrity roast, Ellen DeGeneres? Liza is a legend who should be respected.
– Wow, John Travolta has magically aged backwards by 44 years. It’s an Academy Awards miracle!
– I bet Meryl Streep always gets front row at the Oscars. Even when she’s not nominated, which I think happened once.
Tina and Amy! Oh, and the Golden Globes.
13 Jan– Here come Amy and Tina! OMG OMG OMG! They both look like beautiful mermaids that just washed ashore from the funniest, cutest ocean.
– I love the Golden Globes because everybody is drinking champagne and looks all tipsy and relaxed. If I could go to any awards show, I would go to this one. How do I apply to be a seat filler? Because I’ll start gathering my letters of recommendation now.