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In (Slight) Defense of Juan Pablo

14 Mar

Bachelor

We all watched the finale of The Bachelor on Monday night (you know you did, so just stop with the denial), and I think we can all agree it was one of the most awkward endings we’ve seen yet. And since they are all awkward in one way or another, that speaks volumes to the level of uncomfortable we were faced with. Continue reading

The Top Ten Reasons I Can’t Quit “The Bachelor.”

7 Jun

Posted by: Alex

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Every year I make the following announcement: “This will be the last season that I watch The Bachelor.” (Or The Bachelorette. I don’t discriminate). The producers always choose a person that I predicted would be the next Bachelor/Ette, but I never really like them. I make grand statements about how they will have the most boring season ever and it already takes up way too much of my time, so I am through! Then I twirl around in a circle, and while my dress blows effortlessly, I also announce that I’m Gone with the Wind fabulous.

But somehow ABC knows when all my other shows are on summer hiatus and that I am in desperate need of something mindless on a Monday night and they start airing a new season, right at my most vulnerable moment. Why must they do this to me?!? So I start to watch and then, like clockwork, I have a beer in one hand, a taco in the other, and the happiest grin on my face because I fucking love The Bachelor. Here are the top ten reasons that I can never quit this ridiculous program.

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