– First question – why am I watching the Emmys on a Monday?
– Second question – when will Beyonce come out to prove that she and Jay Z are happy? And why hasn’t it happened yet?
– First question – why am I watching the Emmys on a Monday?
– Second question – when will Beyonce come out to prove that she and Jay Z are happy? And why hasn’t it happened yet?
– Here come Amy and Tina! OMG OMG OMG! They both look like beautiful mermaids that just washed ashore from the funniest, cutest ocean.
– I love the Golden Globes because everybody is drinking champagne and looks all tipsy and relaxed. If I could go to any awards show, I would go to this one. How do I apply to be a seat filler? Because I’ll start gathering my letters of recommendation now.