Archive | January, 2014

“Drinking Buddies”: The Only Time Olivia Wilde Has Ever Been Rejected.

24 Jan

Drinking Buddies

My husband claims that whenever his family had a movie night when he was a little boy, he was always out-voted and never able to choose what they would watch. Instead of a double feature of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Karate Kid, Part II, he was probably forced to watch Pretty In Pink or Pride and Prejudice. Dan referred to this genre as “Hello, how are you” movies. What that means is that they just talk and talk and talk and there’s no action, which is pretty boring for an 8 year old boy (and a huge injustice that he will tell you all about, if you ask him).

I bet his expression looked like this.

I bet his expression looked like this.

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Tina and Amy! Oh, and the Golden Globes.

13 Jan

Tina and Amy 2014

– Here come Amy and Tina! OMG OMG OMG! They both look like beautiful mermaids that just washed ashore from the funniest, cutest ocean.

– I love the Golden Globes because everybody is drinking champagne and looks all tipsy and relaxed. If I could go to any awards show, I would go to this one. How do I apply to be a seat filler? Because I’ll start gathering my letters of recommendation now.

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